Deadline fast approaching

Don’t forget that Wednesday Noon o’clock sharp GMT is the deadline for functional => prizes #1.

So far the number of entries I’ve received can be recorded in one bit: if you enter you have a statistically very good chance of walking away with the lavish prize.

Don’t let the riddle put you off. Dan, in the comments gives you a clue that is more or less along the right lines, though you might find that the Mathematicians are rather coy about using their names.